Must Record

Jon had golf lessons tonight. Esther really wanted to go, so Jon told her that when she gets older, he'll take her golfing. So later tonight while getting Estie in pjs, I was putting on her diaper when she said,
"I have a penis."

I said, "No you don't!"

We talked about her true anatomy, and she said, "I want a penis instead."

Yikes. Penis envy starting early. "Why do you want a penis?"

"So I can be like daddy."

"Why do you want to be like daddy?"

"So I can go golfing." I couldn't help but totally bust up~!