1. I don't iron or mend.
2. I don't really know how to clean, but I do love it when my house is clean.
3. I can cook a mean meal and do so often, but also have funks where nothing sounds good.
4. My toenails are overgrown and currently have remains from past paintings.
5. I am 40 pounds overweight. Bummer! Working on it....
6. I am a really good mom sometimes. Emphasis on sometimes.
7. I am not a perfect wife, lover, or friend, either.
8. I don't wear the right shoes with the right outfits---never have, actually. I hate the whole, "if you're wearing a trouser, you need to pair that with a pump," or whatever the rule is. I don't even know the rule! And while we're on footwear, let's just say that I really hate wearing socks. Half the time they don't match each other, which only becomes a problem when I go to a house with a "shoes off" policy.
9. After I get our crusty carpets cleaned, I'm instituting a "shoes off" policy at our house, too, which means I may or may not start caring about my socks matching. (Leaning toward NOT.)
10. If you hear my kids saying, "shiz," "crap," or anything else crusty, they learned it from me.
11. I might have borderline Tourettes. But never in public.
12. I take anti-depressants. Maybe (hopefully?) not for forever, but for now.
13. I love my children and husband like crazy cakes.
14. I don't think I'll ever get used to Utah winters again. Not for me. I'm considering renting a trailer in Phoenix for the winter.
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